Wednesday, December 8, 2010

3rd article for Dec. newspaper

Jokes
Q. Why do mummies love Christmas presents?
A. because they are wrapped
Q. What does a cat get on a beach on Christmas morning?
A. Sandy Claws
Q. What goes “Oh Oh Oh”?
A. Santa walking backwards
Q.Who is Santa’s most famous elf?
A. elfvis
Q.What do you call Santa Claus’s dog?
A. Santa Paws
~Lauren Abington

1 comment:

  1. they are so funny but I don't think the mummie one is Christmas-sy

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